Spindler. [Very self-conscious] Yes,—I was just looking at this label here: it’s rather keen. [He puts the cigar in his mouth, and attempts an attitude of careless detachment.]

Ritter. Have you got a match?

Spindler. I don’t—[As he opens his mouth to speak the cigar falls on the floor, and he scrambles after it.]

Teddy. [Laughing incredulously and turning away from Nelly] Oh, Nelly!

Mrs. Fell. Upon my word, dear! Come here till I tell you. [Teddy returns to the partition and Nelly proceeds with her gossip.]

Spindler. [Straightening up, and attempting another man-of-the-world attitude] I don’t care to smoke just now, thank you. [He holds the cigar in his fingers.]

Ritter. [As things settle again] You’ve been in the army, haven’t you?

Spindler. [Turning to Ritter with a suggestion of military erectness] Yes; I put in the better part of three months down at Upton, in the Personnel.

Ritter. I imagined from your salute you’d been around one of the camps.

Spindler. Yes,—I was Third Lieutenant down there—[Ritter looks at him sharply; then Spindler turns and meets the look.] Regimental Sergeant Major.