Snowball. Da’s a fac’, da’s a fac’. Second de motion.
All. Order, order.
Precise. Mr. Strongfist.
Strongfist. Well, you’re a pretty set of sneaks over there, you are.
All. Order, order.
Strongfist. O, I know what I’m about. I’d like to get in among you. I believe in justice. I believe in any man’s having his say in this world; but I don’t believe in arguing about a matter that’s as plain as the nose on your face. The man made gunpowder, and sold it, didn’t pay the tax, and you fellows over there know it. You’re a set of obstinate fools; and it’s the duty of all loyal citizens to stand by the government and punish traitors. The government’s been insulted by this contemptible Popgun, and you fellows on the left uphold him. Our duty is clear, to bring you to your senses. (Takes off coat.) So, come on. (Squares off.)
O’Rourke. I’m wid yez. Fag a ballah! Erin come unim.
All. Order, order.
Precise. Gentlemen, peace, I pray. Mr. Strongfist, your argument is very weak.
Strongfist. Is it? Well, my fist is strong; let me try that.