Twitters. I’m not well this morning, sir.

Hunker (sitting down.) Naturally enough. The morning news doesn’t agree with you, I presume.

Twitters (nervous). I don’t understand you.

Hunker. I have a little business with you—rather private nature. You might prefer to have our young friend here leave the room.

Clara (rising with dignity). I am going, papa.

Hunker. Good day—Miss Twitters, I reckon—pleased to have met you. Hope to see more of you. (Exit Clara.)

Twitters. And now, sir, who are you?

Hunker. “A foe to capital, and the grand master of a society organized to cripple said capital, muzzle monopolists and elevate the horny-handed son of toil”—at your service, sir.

Twitters. Ah, you wrote me a letter this morning?

Hunker. I did.