Rom. Shut up; she speaks.

Jul. O Romeo! Romeo, say

Wherefore, oh, wherefore art thou Romeo, pray?

Rom. Well, really, madam, that’s a poser, rather:

I really think you’d better ask my father.

Song, “Romeo.” Air, “Pat Molloy.”

At fourteen years of age I was a tall and strapping lad:

My father had the oil-fever, and had it awful bad.

“I’m hard up, Romeo,” says he, “and cannot raise the tin:

My copper stocks are getting low; I really must give in.”