DISPOSITION OF CHARACTERS.
L. Steve, Hanscomb, Capt., Sam, Bobby, and Pete. R.
Note.—The characters of Sam and Capt. Skillings were originally performed as “Cockney Englishmen.” The performers can use their own discretion,—make them Cockneys by placing “h’s” before the vowels and dropping the “h’s” where they belong, or they can be performed as Yankees from down East. As Artemus Ward says, “You pay your money, and you has your choice.”
NO CURE, NO PAY: A FARCE.
FOR FEMALE CHARACTERS ONLY.
CHARACTERS.
| Mrs. Languish, | a Lady who has lately acquired Wealth. |
| Alice, | her Daughter. |
| Lucy Aiken, | } Friends of Alice. |
| Jenny Carter, | |
| Susan Dean, | |
| Bridget, | the Queen of the Kitchen. |
| Aunt Maria Midget, | a little hard of hearing. |
Scene.—Parlor in Mrs. Languish’s house. Small table and chair, L.; arm-chair, C.; rocking-chair, R.
Enter Bridget, L., showing in Lucy Aiken.