Aunt M. Who’s that’s got a new carry-all?

Mrs. L. Aunt Midget—please, don’t.

Aunt M. Law, Angelina, what’s the use of living, if you don’t know what’s goin’ on?

Alice. “The most Wonderful Discovery of the Age! A Speedy Cure for all Diseases of the Spine”—

Mrs. L. Oh, dear! I know my spine is diseased—

Alice. “Heart Disease”—

Mrs. L. O—O—O—I know I’ve got that! I’ve got such a pain here and here—and here.

Alice. “General Debility”—

Aunt M. General who? What new military man is that?

Alice. “Consumption”—