Aunt M. Hay?

Mrs. L. Gracious! what a confusion! My good woman, aunt Midget, this lady, is also very deaf.

Alice. I want to know. (Very loud to Aunt M.) I want to treat this lady.

Aunt M. Want to treat her? (Very loud.) What with?

Alice. (Louder.) I’m a doctor.

Aunt M. Doctor, hey! Medical or dedical?

Alice. I’m a female physician.

Aunt M. Musician too! What do you play on?

Mrs. L. Stop, stop, stop! Do you want to craze me, you two? Bridget, Bridget! My good woman, I do not require your services.

Enter Bridget, L.