Aunt M. Hay?
Mrs. L. Gracious! what a confusion! My good woman, aunt Midget, this lady, is also very deaf.
Alice. I want to know. (Very loud to Aunt M.) I want to treat this lady.
Aunt M. Want to treat her? (Very loud.) What with?
Alice. (Louder.) I’m a doctor.
Aunt M. Doctor, hey! Medical or dedical?
Alice. I’m a female physician.
Aunt M. Musician too! What do you play on?
Mrs. L. Stop, stop, stop! Do you want to craze me, you two? Bridget, Bridget! My good woman, I do not require your services.
Enter Bridget, L.