Mercy.—Oh, sir, you wouldn’t joke if you knew the trouble. It may end in bloodshed!

Squire.—Who’s joking?

Mercy.—You asked me a conundrum.

Squire.—Never!

Mercy.—You asked me what is a miss—every girl knows what a miss is.

[Exits R. running.]

Leslie.—The girl is mixed. [Leslie and Squire mask.]

Dingle (Without).—You shall apologize or fight. (Enter L.) Ah, here are gentlemen who will see fair play. Come on, sir, come on!

[Enter Weatherspout L.]

Weatherspout.—Silence! Give me a chance to explain.