And ride as straight as an arrow where the boldest well might flinch.

When a lad he had climbed yon headland, climbed it from base to crest,

For a short-frocked hussy who wanted the eggs from a seagull’s nest.

One winter he went to London—he then was about forty-three;

His steward had told the parson he’d lawyers in town to see.

’Twas dull in the place without him, for his mansion was Liberty Hall;

There was always a warm, wet welcome for neighbors who chose to call.

He was gone for a twelvemonth nearly, writing to no old friends,

But a Devonshire man in London news to the parson sends.

Sir Rupert had married a madam, a play-acting, mincing wench,