“You think Mr Leardon like to take Ching see Queen Victolia?” he said to me one day in confidence.

“I’m afraid not,” I replied seriously.

“Ching velly solly,” he said. “Plenty lich man now! plenty plize-money! Ching wear silk evely day in Queen Victolia countly. You no tink captain take Ching?”

“I’m sure he would not,” I said.

“Ching velly good interpleter; velly useful man.”

“Very; you’ve been a splendid fellow, Ching!”

He smiled, and a fresh idea struck him.

“You tink Queen Victolia like Ching teach lit’ plince and plincess talk Chinese?”

Again I was obliged to damp his aspirations, and he sighed.

“What shall you do when we are gone, Ching?” I said.