“Look here, and I’ll show you.”

“Well, I’m looking; but it’s too dark to see what you are fumbling over.”

“How stupid! What a blind old bat you are! Well, it’s a piece of plum duff.”

“Why, you’re like a school-boy,” said Murray.

“Oh no, I’m not.”

“You may say oh no you’re not, but fancy me saving up a bit of cold pudding from dinner and bringing it out of my jacket pocket to eat!”

“Ah, but you have no reason for doing it. I have.”

“What, are you going to use it as a bait?”

“That’s it, my son; but I’m not going to use hook or line.”

“Then what are you going to do?”