“Kiss me, papa dear,” sobbed Maude.

“Yes, yes, my darling, and I am so glad to see you again; but what a devil of a wicked girl you have been to bolt.”

“Oh, but, papa darling, I couldn’t—I couldn’t marry that man.”

“Well, well, well,” chuckled Lord Barmouth, “he was a miserable screw for a girl like you. But I—I hear that he’s going to shoot him first time he sees him.”

“Oh, papa! Then they must never meet.”

“But—but I’m not saying what I meant to say—all I’d got ready for you, Maudey. How dare you disgrace your family like that?”

“Don’t—don’t blame me, papa darling. You don’t know what I suffered before I consented to go.”

“But, you know—”

“Oh, papa, don’t blame your poor girl, who loves you so very dearly.”

“But—but it’s such a doose of a come down, my darling. It’s—it’s—it’s ten times worse than any case I know.”