Algernon shrieked his commands; Sedgett thundered his. They tussled, and each having inflicted an unpleasant squeeze on the other, they came apart by mutual consent, and exchanged half-length blows. Overhead, the cabman—not merely a cabman, but an individual—flicked the flanks of his horse, and cocked his eye and head in answer to gesticulations from shop-doors and pavement.
“Let 'em fight it out, I'm impartial,” he remarked; and having lifted his little observing door, and given one glance, parrot-wise, below, he shut away the troubled prospect of those mortals, and drove along benignly.
Epsom permitted it; but Ewell contained a sturdy citizen, who, smoking his pipe under his eaves, contemplative of passers-by, saw strife rushing on like a meteor. He raised the waxed end of his pipe, and with an authoritative motion of his head at the same time, pointed out the case to a man in a donkey-cart, who looked behind, saw pugnacity upon wheels, and manoeuvred a docile and wonderfully pretty-stepping little donkey in such a manner that the cabman was fain to pull up.
The combatants jumped into the road.
“That's right, gentlemen; I don't want to spile sport,” said the donkey's man. “O' course you ends your Epsom-day with spirit.”
“There's sunset on their faces,” said the cabman. “Would you try a by-lane, gentlemen?”
But now the donkey's man had inspected the figures of the antagonistic couple.
“Taint fair play,” he said to Sedgett. “You leave that gentleman alone, you, sir?”
The man with the pipe came up.
“No fighting,” he observed. “We ain't going to have our roads disgraced. It shan't be said Englishmen don't know how to enjoy themselves without getting drunk and disorderly. You drop your fists.”