If you won’t keep it clean, there are plenty of scrubwomen who will.

Sarah

Ye care more for the looks of that dirty heathen than ye do for my feelin’s.

Professor

(Outraged)

Sarah! You forget there are only a few fossils like this in existence! I don’t want to have to report you for lack of respect.

Sarah

Shure, it’s not ye I’m not respectin’—it’s that other inhuman beast.

Professor