Shock? I was disgusted! Why, the actor who’s interpreting me isn’t even bad looking.
Grant
No. He couldn’t be. He’s a star.
Tom
But I was your original conception. Why did you alter me into a good-looking fashion plate with charm? There never was anything charming about me; never.
Grant
(Glancing towards his wife’s door)
Please not so loud. I made you unpleasant, I know; but don’t pile it on, Tom.
Tom
(With dignity)