"Joblots says his wife takes hush money."
"Bribery, eh?"
"You see, she's one of the nurses at the orphan asylum."
By the way, before I forget, I want to tell you about a man I met this morning. He followed the funniest profession you ever heard of.
He appealed to me for help, saying times were hard and he could find no employment at his profession.
"What are you?" I asked him.
"An oculist," he replied.
He looked so seedy that I was surprised.
"An oculist, eh? How do you make that out?" I asked.