Tony. ’At’s da madda? You talk-a about da lady?
Weber. Well, firs’ dey is jes’ spring chickens, den dey’s suffragettes, den dey’s get to be ole hens.
Tony. You no like-a suffamayettes?
Weber. I should say not.
Case. Why are you so set against suffragettes?
Weber. Why, man, women ain’t got the intellectual habilitation ter hash up de political problems ob state. Even we men don’t know what we’re talkin’ ’bout half de time when we’s discussin’ politics.
Ruff. Whoopee, you shure is got some co-loboratory of words. I wonder if you could tell us de longest sentence in de English language? It contains about one hundred and forty words.
Weber. No, sir, dat’s wrong.
Case. How many words does it contain?
Weber. Only one.