Miss G. Well, he plays the piano very well.
Gretch. I bane tink if dot biano could dalk, it vould say: You haf blayed me false.
Hans. Gretch, you should nod sbeak dot way to Miss Gotrox. She iss a beautiful lady, und voman iss a great creation. Vy—man has taken a voman’s head to decorate our coin.
Case. Yes, and the milliner has taken quite a few of my coins to decorate a certain woman’s head.
Miss G. Landlord, where is the nearest candy shop?
Hans (thinking). Er—er—middle in der block.
Case. Say, landlord, there’s a hotel man down in New Orleans by the name of Seitz. Do you know him?
Hans. Might I do. Vot’s his name?
Gretch. I bane tink you use very little bowder, Miss Gotrox.
Miss G. Why—yes, I do. But still I do use a little powder and cream.