Weber. Is dat so? How big is de reward?
Case. Well, that depends on how good a feller has been.
Weber. Den who does yo’ s’pose is gwine ter git de biggest crown?
Ruff. Him what’s got de biggest head.
Hop (entering L. 1 E.). Sir, a gentleman just walked out and refused to pay his lunch check.
Hans. For vy?
Hop. Well, he ordered three eggs from the waiter and wanted them four minutes boiled.
Hans. Den vot?
Hop. There was only one egg in the house, and the cook boiled it twelve minutes.
Hans. Dot shows der value of higher edumacation.