RITE it up with falt’ring fingers,
Write it with a blush of shame,
Since no ray of glory lingers
’Mid the temples of our fame.
O’er a Christian Church blaspheming,
Which has dragged the name of God
Through the mire of party scheming,
Write the legend “Ichabod.”
Write it where our peers assemble,
Dullards decked in solemn state,
Though their sires made Europe tremble
In the days when we were great.
Peers to-day the land encumber,
Lazy lords no spur can prod;
O’er the House where now they slumber
Write the legend “Ichabod.”
Shrined in History’s grandest pages
Are the deeds of those who bent
Tyrant kings in kingly rages
To the will of Parliament.
Now but placemen, bores, and traitors
Tread the halls that Hampden trod;
O’er the House of idle praters
Write the legend “Ichabod.”
Once old England’s pride and glory
Was that all her sons were free;
Ah, to-day how changed the story!
Where is now our liberty?
Cranks and faddists forge our fetters,
Every day we feel the rod,
“Grandmamma” in sampler letters
Works o’er England “Ichabod.”
A Derby Ditty.
UD in my eyes, and mud on my cheek,
My hat that drips, and my boots that leak,
And a voice so hoarse that I scarce can speak—
That’s how I went to the Derby.
A fight with a man at the station-gate,
Apoplexy through being late,
A score in a carriage that seated eight—
That’s how I went to the Derby.
Never a cab for love or oof,
The dye running out of my waterproof,
Through chalk and water I pad the hoof—
That’s how I got to the Derby.