May the groat a year never be unwisely invested in a
Joint-Stock Company.

May that man never grow fat
Who carries two faces under one hat.

Here's to the best physicians—Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr.
Merryman.

Here's to the feast that has plenty of meat and very little
table-cloth.

Here's to the full purse that never lacks friends.

May fools make feasts, and wise men eat them.

Here's to the man who never lets his tongue cut his own
throat.

Here's to the man who never quarrels with his bread and
butter.

Here's to the man who never looks a gift-horse in the mouth.

Here's to the old bird that is not to be caught with chaff.