THE WAITER'S TOAST.—The clever waiter who puts the cork in
first and the liquor afterwards.
THE GLAZIER'S TOAST.—The praiseworthy glazier who takes
panes to see his way through life.
THE GREENGROCER'S TOAST.—May we spring up like vegetables, have turnip noses, radish cheeks, and carroty hair; and may our hearts never be hard like those of cabbages, nor may we be rotten at the core.
THE PAINTER'S TOAST.—When we work in the wet may we never want for driers.
THE TALLOW CHANDLER'S TOAST.—May we make light of our misfortunes, melt the fair when we press them, and make our foes wax warm in our favour.
THE HATTER'S TOAST.—When the rogue naps it, may the lesson
be felt.
THE TAILOR'S TOAST.—May we always sheer out of a lawsuit,
and by so doing cut bad company.
THE BAKER'S TOAST.—May we never be done so much as to make us
crusty.
THE LAWYER'S TOAST.—May the depth of our potations never
cause us to let judgment go by default.
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