In order to jump seventeen feet in the air you would have to go through the room upstairs, and how do you know whose room it is?
There, Gladys, if you follow these rules I think you can play the game of auction bridge without putting a bruise on the law regulating the income tax.
P. S. When you play for money always bite the coin to see if it means as much as it looks.
I hope Gladys wasn't offended.
She hasn't sent me even a postal card containing thanks and a view of Chestnut Street.
CHAPTER IX
YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT GETTING THE GRIP
Say! did you ever put on the goggles and go joy-riding with an attack of grip?