“To make a fool of me, sir,” cried Mr. Kicksey Fopperton.
“To make a fool of you,” repeated Mr. Bulliwell.
“And an ass of me, sir!” ejaculated the tailor, with increasing warmth.
“And an ass of you,” echoed the learned counsel.
“Yes, sir—and to make a stupid old owl of me!” vociferated Mr. Fopperton.
“A stupid old owl of you,” still repeated Mr. Bulliwell, in the most matter-of-fact style possible: then, perceiving that his client had exhausted alike his self-reproaching epithets and his breath, the learned counsel sate down.
Thereupon up rose Mr. Cadgerbreef, who had been retained for the defence of the Insolvent; and as he pulled his gown over his shoulders and prepared to cross-examine the opposing creditor, Captain O’Blunderbuss turned partially round, and forming an arch with his hand on one side of his mouth, said, in a pretty loud tone however, “Be Jasus! and if ye don’t make mince mate of him, it’s meself that’ll skin him alive!”
The learned counsel nodded his head in a significant manner, as much as to say, “Just wait a moment—and you shall see how I’ll serve him;”—and the gallant captain appeared satisfied with the tacit promise thus conveyed.
“Now, Mr. Fopperton,” cried Mr. Cadgerbreef, who was considered to be particularly skilful in badgering and baiting an opposing creditor, “you’ll be so kind as to remember that you are upon your oath:” and the learned counsel glanced towards the bench, as much as to intimate that the Commissioners were keeping a sharp look out on him, the opposing creditor aforesaid, and would send him to Newgate without remorse at the least symptom of perjury that might transpire.
Mr. Fopperton cast his eyes timidly in the same direction; and it was no doubt some satisfaction to him to observe that the sleepy Commissioner was fast asleep, and that the other was just going off into a doze.