CHAPTER XIX.
"The Funny Philosophers have caused the exodus of the Seven Sweethearts," said the Professor, as the three friends sat in Toney's room in the hotel the morning subsequent to the departure of Pate and Wiggins.
"Our sect must flourish," said Toney.
"And Pate's big bald head will not be seen bobbing about in Bella Vista," said Tom.
"Mr. Seddon, you should not speak irreverently of bald heads," said the Professor. "Remember the forty irreverent young lads and the she-bears, and learn that bald-headed people are under the especial protection of Providence. I am partially bald myself, and am under the impression that this calamity came upon me in consequence of my having once deprived an unfortunate individual of his hair."
"Did what?" exclaimed Toney.
"On one occasion I helped to scalp a man," said the Professor, gravely and mournfully.
"Helped to scalp a man!" exclaimed Seddon.
"I am sorry to say that I did, Mr. Seddon," said the Professor.