“So that’s it, is it?” said John, admirably simulating surprise. “And because one gabster whispers the interesting news to another, who in his turn passes it on to I daresay every friend he happens to meet, you think he planned the robbery! Perhaps even took part in all the violent deeds performed at Wansbeck ford!”
“I don’t know as I go so far as to say he took part in it, but that he was the cove as planned it I got good reason to think!” said Stogumber, a little stung by the mockery in John’s voice.
Almost sighing his relief, John retorted: “Then I fancy you’re not acquainted with Henry Stornaway!” He burst out laughing. “Good God, man, he is the most blubber-headed flat I ever encountered in all my days! Foolish beyond permission—a bleater, created to be nailed by every leg in town! The clumsiest gull-catcher could do him, brown as a berry, only by flattering him a little before pitching him his gammon! Have you seen him? He’s a Bartholomew baby, and thinks himself a buck of the first head. He wears a driving-coat with fifteen capes, and a very down-the-road man you would take him to be, until you saw him handling the ribbons! It is such pigeons as he who keep the Coates of this world up in the stirrups!”
Suspicion, incredulity, doubt, uneasiness seemed to possess the Runner’s mind in turn. He said: “Ay, but Stornaway ain’t well-breeched—not by any means he ain’t!”
“Not so well-breeched as he was before he became acquainted with Coate!” replied John, drawing a bow at a venture.
“That might be so,” agreed Stogumber cautiously. “But what made him bring Coate here, if he didn’t know nothing about the robbery?”
“Coate did,” instantly responded the Captain. “The devil of a fellow is Coate, you know! A clipping rider—and always horses of the right stamp! Never been bullfinched in his life! Hob-nobs with all the Melton men; rattles you off a dozen great names in a sentence; knows every on-dit of Society; and will introduce you to what he would have you believe to be the most exclusive gaming-clubs in town! Lord, he had only to hint that he would be glad to rusticate for a space, had always, perhaps, had a fancy to visit Derbyshire, and Stornaway would be so much flattered he would jump at the chance of entertaining such a Blood!”
“I’m not saying that mightn’t be so,” said Stogumber slowly, “but when he found Coate wasn’t made welcome at the Manor, and was making up to Miss Stornaway till she was fair persecuted by him—which anyone can learn only by putting his listeners forward in this here village—why would he drive his old grandpa into his coffin sooner than tell Coate to show his shapes? What makes him so set on keeping him up at Kellands?”
“I have my own notion about that,” returned the Captain with ready mendacity. “It wouldn’t surprise me to learn that Stornaway’s deep in debt to him. In fact, I’d be willing to lay you odds on it. Now, you thought I had taken Brean’s place to knock up a lark, but you were mistaken. I reached the gate after dark last Saturday, and when I found that urchin you’ve seen in charge of it, and scared out of his wits, and heard that his father had gone out for an hour the night before and hadn’t been seen since, I thought there was something damned smoky going on. Well, Stogumber, I have an odd liking for the unusual, and it seemed to me I might find it interesting to discover just what was afoot. It wasn’t long before I had learnt that both Sir Peter and Miss Stornaway were persuaded that Coate was playing an undergame. They were excessively uneasy, and each of them attempted to convince Henry that his friend was by no means the bang-up Corinthian he thinks him, but a regular Captain Sharp. He didn’t believe them. In his besotted eyes, they were a pair of country bumpkins, unable to recognize a choice spirit when they saw one. What, in the name of all that was wonderful, he asked them, could a Captain Sharp find to gain in this sleepy place? They had no more notion than he had: they still have none—but either something has happened to shake Henry’s confidence in Coate, or his grandfather’s words set up a seed of doubt in his mind. Perhaps Coate’s man disclosed your presence in the district. I don’t know that, but I do know that Henry too has become uneasy. Since he is by far too cow-hearted to tell a bully like Coate to pack his trunks, he has taken to his bed on one of the flimsiest excuses I ever heard. In any ordinary case that would certainly be a way of getting rid of an unwanted guest, but this is not an ordinary case, and it has failed. It is time Henry learned just what the case is. If he does not die of heart failure, he will be mighty anxious to prove to the world that although he may have been a dupe he was never a robber or a murderer.”
“Or mighty anxious to warn Coate they’ve been rumbled!” interjected Stogumber, his eyes never wavering from the Captain’s face.