“Well, now, I had a notion that maybe you wouldn’t,” disclosed Mr. Lydd. “I’ve been mistook in a man, in my time, but not often. You may be what they call a flash cull, or you might have come into these backward parts because you was afraid of a clap on the shoulder, but somehow I don’t think it. If I may make so bold as to say so, I like the cut of your jib. I don’t know what kind of a May game you’re playing, because—not wishing to give offence!—you can’t slumguzzle me into thinking you ain’t Quality. Maybe you’re kicking up a lark, like. And yet you don’t look to me like one of them young bucks, in the heyday of blood, as you might say.”
“In the heyday of blood,” said John, “I was a lieutenant of Dragoon Guards. I came into these parts by accident, and I am remaining by design. No shoulder-clapper is on my trail, nor am I a flash cull. More than that I don’t propose to tell you—except that no harm will come to your mistress at my hands.”
Mr. Lydd, after subjecting him to another of his fixed stares, was apparently satisfied, for he nodded, and repeated that there was no offence meant. “Only, seeing as I’ve had me orders to mind the pike tomorrow, while you go jauntering off to Tideswell with Miss Nell—let alone Rose getting wind of it, and talking me up to find out what your business is till I’m fair sick of the sound of her voice—”
“Who is Rose?” interrupted John.
“Miss Durward,” said Mr. Lydd, with bitter emphasis. “Not that I’m likely to call her such, for all the airs she may give herself. Why, I remember when she first came to Kellands to be nursemaid to Miss Nell! A little chit of a wench she was, too! Mind, I’ve got nothing against her, barring she’s grown stoutish, and gets on her high ropes a bit too frequent, and I don’t say as I blame her for being leery o’ strangers—Miss Nell not having anyone but Squire to look after her, and he being burned to the socket, the way he is.”
It was by this time apparent to John that orphaned though she might be Miss Stornaway did not lack protectors, and it came as no surprise to him when, shortly after eight o’clock next morning, he sustained a visit from Miss Durward. He was enjoying a lively argument with a waggoner when she came walking briskly down the road, this ingenious gentleman, recognizing in him a newcomer, making a spirited attempt to convince him that the proper charge for the second of his two vehicles, which was linked behind the first, was threepence. But Captain Staple, who had usefully employed himself in studying the literature provided by the Trustees of the Derbyshire Toll-gates for the perusal of his predecessor, was able to point out to him that as the vehicle in question was mounted on four wheels it was chargeable at the rate of two horses, not of one. “What’s more, it’s loaded,” he added, interrupting an unflattering description of his personal appearance and mental turpitude, “so it pays double toll. I’ll take a horde and tenpence from you, my bully!”
“You’ll take one in the bread-basket!” said the waggoner fiercely.
“Oh, will I?” retorted the Captain. “It’ll be bellows to mend with you if you’re thinking of a mill, but I’ve no objection! Put ’em up!”
“I seen a man like you in a fair onct,” said the waggoner, ignoring this invitation. “Leastways, they said he was a man. ’Ardly ’uman he was, poor creature!”
“And now I come to think of it,” said the Captain, “didn’t I see you riding on the shaft? That’s unlawful, and it’s my duty to report it.”