“Well, for goodness sake, what is it? What have you got in mind? I’d like to laugh, too.”

“Jack, you promised.”

“All right. Out with it.”

Jack was interested. His curiosity was piqued. What could Frank have in mind?

“Well, Jack, you remember Pedro has false teeth? A full set, with a rubber plate that looks just like a palate?”

“Yes. Go on.”

“And Carlos has a glass eye?”

“Yes, yes.”

“And, Jack, you remember Don Ernesto’s toupee?”

“Well, what of it?”