JOHN

[Modestly.] Mother, how'd it be if I was to open the window jus' a speck an' was to light my pipe for a bit?

MRS. JOHN

Does you have to smoke? If not, you better let it be!

JOHN

No, I don't has to, mother. Only I'd like to! Never mind, though. A quid'll be just as good in the end.

[With comfortable circumstantiality he prepares a new quid.

MRS. JOHN

[After a brief silence.] How's that? You has to go to the public registry office again?

JOHN