This first of serials in doggerel verse.

O Jill, my peerless, perfumed, powdered darling;

Quintessence of all fairies I’ve adored

In London’s lanes, by Devon Budleigh’s farling,

At Berkeley’s, Kettner’s, Ritz’s, Carlton’s board;

Jill whose white hands ne’er knew roughhouse-work’s gnarling;

Whose clothes not twenty Coxes could afford!

How shall man sing the seasoned cee-sprung carriage

In which you rolled from that first kiss to marriage?

What days they were! What noon-times and what twilights!