A self-assertive sire; a dam, lymphatic
(Since rarely strawberry leaves and sovereigns clash);
Their sole son, daring in the diplomatic
(Thumping his Underwood while kingdoms crash);
Their daughter ... Is there a man alive can swear
Exactly what she did or did not dare?
For Jill was one of those astounding females,
Born in a chaster, pre-Edwardian day;
When lone Lucindas dared not dine nor tea males
For dread lest scandal dub them “coryphée”;