One on whose head the ostrich-feathers nodded

In Alexandrine courts—and chez Bassano;

In whose young ears, song’s angels disembodied.

Rang the last notes of Melbourne’s own soprano;

Whose lithe feet, Moykoff-shod, the grouse-moors plodded,

Or danced the new Machiché Brasiliano,

In times before, unchaperoned of skinny ma,

Suburbia’s daughters sought the darkling kinema:

To put the matter briefly—One of Them.

Bear witness, Muses Nine, how most unworthy