"As you are about to name the day, I assume that I'm a whole saint in your eyes."
"St. Augustine!"
"Who was he?"
"A man that reformed."
"Before or after marriage?"
"Before, I suppose."
"I don't think he died happy."
"Why not?"
"I've a faint recollection that he was boiled."
"Don't be horrid. What has that to do with it?"