“’ Theer’s a dainty sitovation. Theer’s Mr. Thomas Doane, outlaw and smuggler, and theer’s Mr. Lancy Doane his brother, coast-guardsman. Now, if them two should ‘appen to meet on Lincolnshire coast, Lord, theer’s a sitovation for ye—Lord, theer’s a cud to chew! ‘Ere’s one gentleman wants to try ‘is ‘and at ‘elpin’ Prince Charlie, and when ‘is Up doesn’t amount to anythink, what does the King on ‘is throne say? He says, “As for Thomas Doane, Esquire, aw’ve doone wi’ ‘im.” And theer’s another gentleman, Mr. Lancy Doane, Esquire. He turns pious, and says, “Aw’m goin’ for a coast-guardsman.” What does the King on his throne say? ‘E says, “Theer’s the man for me.”’”
But aw says, “Aw’ve doone, aw’ve doone wi’ Mr. Lancy Doane, Esquire, and be damned to ‘im!” He! he! Theer’s a fancy sitovation for ye. Mr. Thomas Doane, Esquire, smuggler and outlaw, an’ Mr. Lancy Doane, Esquire, coast-guardsman. Aw’ve doone. Ho! ho! That gits into my crop.’
“I tell you these things, Cousin Fanny, because I’m doubtin’ if you ever heard them, or knew exactly how things stood that night. I never was a friend of Lancy Doane, you understand, but it’s only fair that the truth be told about that quarrel, for like as not he wouldn’t speak himself, and your father was moving in and out; and, I take my oath, I wouldn’t believe Faddo and the others if they was to swear on the Bible. Not that they didn’t know the truth when they saw it, but they did love just to let their fancy run. I’m livin’ over all the things that happened that night—livin’ them over to-day, when everything’s so quiet about me here, so lonesome. I wanted to go over it all, bit by bit, and work it out in my head, just as you and I used to do the puzzle games we played in the sands. And maybe, when you’re a long way off from things you once lived, you can see them and understand them better. Out here, where it’s so lonely, and yet so good a place to live in, I seem to get the hang o’ the world better, and why some things are, and other things aren’t; and I thought it would pull at my heart to sit down and write you a long letter, goin’ over the whole business again; but it doesn’t. I suppose I feel as a judge does when he goes over a lot of evidence, and sums it all up for the jury. I don’t seem prejudiced one way or another. But I’m not sure that I’ve got all the evidence to make me ken everything; and that’s what made me bitter wild the last time that I saw you. Maybe you hadn’t anything to tell me, and maybe you had, and maybe, if you ever write to me out here, you’ll tell me if there’s anything I don’t know about them days.
“Well, I’ll go back now to what happened when Faddo was speakin’ at my uncle’s bar. Lancy Doane was standin’ behind the settle, leanin’ his arms on it, and smokin’ his pipe quiet. He waited patient till Faddo had done, then he comes round the settle, puts his pipe up in the rack between the rafters, and steps in front of Faddo. If ever the devil was in a man’s face, it looked out of Lancy Doane’s that minute. Faddo had touched him on the raw when he fetched out that about Tom Doane. All of a sudden Lancy swings, and looks at the clock.
“‘It’s half-past ten, Jim Faddo,’ said he, ‘and aw’ve got an hour an’ a half to deal wi’ you as a Lincolnshire lad. At twelve o’clock aw’m the Gover’ment’s, but till then aw’m Lancy Doane, free to strike or free to let alone; to swallow dirt or throw it; to take a lie or give it. And now list to me; aw’m not goin’ to eat dirt, and aw’m goin’ to give you the lie, and aw’m goin’ to break your neck, if I swing for it to-morrow, Jim Faddo. And here’s another thing aw’ll tell you. When the clock strikes twelve, on the best horse in the country aw’ll ride to Theddlethorpe, straight for the well that’s dug you know where, to find your smuggled stuff, and to run the irons round your wrists. Aw’m dealin’ fair wi’ you that never dealt fair by no man. You never had an open hand nor soft heart; and because you’ve made money, not out o’ smugglin’ alone, but out o’ poor devils of smugglers that didn’t know rightly to be rogues, you think to fling your dirt where you choose. But aw’ll have ye to-night as a man, and aw’ll have ye to-night as a King’s officer, or aw’ll go damned to hell.’
“Then he steps back a bit very shiny in the face, and his eyes like torchlights, but cool and steady. ‘Come on now,’ he says, ‘Jim Faddo, away from the Book-in-Hand, and down to the beach under the sand-hills, and we’ll see man for man—though, come to think of it, y ‘are no man,’ he said—‘if ye’ll have the right to say when aw’m a King’s officer that you could fling foul words in the face of Lancy Doane. And a word more,’ he says; ‘aw wouldn’t trust ye if an Angel o’ Heaven swore for ye. Take the knife from the belt behind your back there, and throw it on the table, for you wouldn’t bide by no fair rules o’ fightin’. Throw the knife on the table,’ he says, comin’ a step forward.
“Faddo got on to his feet. He was bigger built than Lancy, and a bit taller, and we all knew he was devilish strong in his arms. There was a look in his face I couldn’t understand. One minute I thought it was fear, and another I thought it was daze; and maybe it was both. But all on a sudden something horrible cunnin’ come into it, and ugly too.
“‘Go to the well, then, since ye’ve found out all about it,’ he says, ‘but aw’ve an hour and a half start o’ ye, Lancy Doane.’
“‘Ye’ve less than that,’ says Lancy back to him, ‘if ye go with me to the sands first.’
“At that my uncle stepped in to say a word for peacemakin’, but Lancy would have none of it. ‘Take the knife and throw it on the table,’ he said to Faddo once more, and Faddo took it out and threw it down.