“So John was indeed a happy man.
“But that same evening, first the butcher called, and then the fishmonger, and then the grocer, all dressed up in their Sunday clothes.
“So John hid behind a curtain, and as soon as they came into the room, all three proposed to marry Mary the Maid of the Mill.
“Then Mary looked down at them, and laughed and said,—
“‘Really, gentlemen, you do me too much honour, but—but—but—’
“‘But I’m the happy man,’ cried John suddenly, popping out from behind the curtain.
“‘You!’ they all shouted in disdain.
“‘Yes, I. I’m very sorry for you, but—but—but—’
“‘But what?’ they all cried.
“‘But I’m going to kick you all out,’ said John; ‘that’s the “but.”’