"I heard your mother call you Fitz," said little Miss Burton. "Is that your name, or do you have them?"
"F-i-t-z-h-u-g-h," said Fitz, "is my name."
"Any middle name?"
"No."
"That's smarter," said she. "I haven't either."
"What is your name?" asked Fitz, trying to feign interest.
"Evelyn," said she, "but my intimate friends call me Eve."
"Huh!" said Fitz grossly, "Eve ate the apple first."
"Yes," sighed Eve, "and gave Adam the core. Nowadays, I heard mamma say to Count Grassi, it's the other way 'round."
"My father says," said Fitz, "that Eve ought to of been spanked."