And that is as plain as can be.

He lives in a den, it’s really a pen,

And I’d much rather live in a tree;

That’s me!

It’s much nicer to live in a tree.

“Wherever he goes, he turns in his toes,

Except when he scratches and bites,

And it’s sad to relate, he’s often out late!

Oh, what does he do with his nights?

Just fights!