Low Bridge and Punk Pungs, by Sam Hellman. Mirth-provoking stories for bridge fiends and mah-jongg fans by the newest popular American humorist. With pictures by Tony Sarg.

11. Cosmo Hamilton’s Unwritten History

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Cosmo! He meets ’em one and all,

The Douglas Fairbanks in his hall,

The Lloyd George in his den!

Cosmo! He meets ’em low and high;

He holds ’em with his glittering eye

And draws ’em with his pen.