The closets of her villa

Were full of sarsaparilla,

Ammonia, digitalis, bronchial troches, soda mint.

Restoratives hirsutical,

And soaps to clean the cuticle,

And iodine, and peptonoids, and lint.

She was nervous, cataleptic,

And anemic, and dyspeptic:

Though not convinced of apoplexy, yet she had her fears.

She dwelt with force fanatical