Went round by Alaska,

And called on a girl in Luzon:

If they said she’d be down in a moment or two,

He took, while he waited, a peek at Peru!

He could wake up at eight in Siam,

Take his tub, if he wanted, in Guam.

Eat breakfast in Kansas,

And lunch in Matanzas,

Go out for a walk in Brazil,

Take tea in Madeira,