"Why, bless my careful soul!" he said:

"These pillows are as hard as lead.

Now, how comes that?" he pondered.

The farmer's dame for half an hour

Had watched the bird meander,

And finding him within her power,

She leaped upon the gander.

"Why, how de do, my gander coy?"

She shouted: "What will be my joy

To dream to-night on you, my boy!"