She certainly ought to be collared and cuffed.
THE DISCOURAGING DISCOVERY
OF
LITTLE JACK HORNER
A knack almost incredible for dealing with an edible
Jack Horner's elder sister was acknowledged to display;
She labored hard and zealously, but always guarded jealously
The secrets of the dishes she invented every day.
She'd take some indigestible, unpopular comestible,
And to its better nature would so tenderly appeal