In view of his satiety, it almost seemed impiety

To carve this crowning triumph of a culinary life,

But, braced by his avidity, with sudden intrepidity

He broke its dome imposing with a common kitchen knife.

Ah, hideous fatality! for when with eager palate he

Commenced to eat, he happened on an accident uncouth,

And cried with stifled moan: "Of it one plum I tried. The stone of it

Had never been extracted, and I've broke a wisdom tooth!"

Jack's sister wept effusively, but loudly and abusively