Jump jolt—who value our lives,

Jump—and you won't catch one here again who survives

The patent process of killing!

(Chorus of Directors.)

With our slap dash, crack crash,

And here and there a glorious smash

And a hundred killed and wounded!—

It's little we jolly directors care

For a passenger's limbs if he pays his fare,

So away you go at a florin the pair,