“In a country where equestrianism is assertion I suppose one must be equestrian....”
That night some malignant spirit kept Benham awake, and great American trotters with vast wide-striding feet and long yellow teeth, uncontrollable, hard-mouthed American trotters, pounded over his angry soul.
“Prothero,” he said in hall next day, “we are going to drive to-morrow.”
Next day, so soon as they had lunched, he led the way towards Maltby's, in Crosshampton Lane. Something in his bearing put a question into Prothero's mind. “Benham,” he asked, “have you ever driven before?”
“NEVER,” said Benham.
“Well?”
“I'm going to now.”
Something between pleasure and alarm came into Prothero's eyes. He quickened his pace so as to get alongside his friend and scrutinize his pale determination. “Why are you doing this?” he asked.
“I want to do it.”
“Benham, is it—EQUESTRIAN?”