“They know it,” said Melville.
In other ways the beaches yield. Young couples who “begin to sit heapy,” the Sea Lady told my cousin, as often as not will leave excellent modern fiction behind them, when at last they return to their proper place. There is a particularly fine collection of English work, it seems, in the deep water of the English Channel; practically the whole of the Tauchnitz Library is there, thrown overboard at the last moment by conscientious or timid travellers returning from the continent, and there was for a time a similar source of supply of American reprints in the Mersey, but that has fallen off in recent years. And the Deep Sea Mission for Fishermen has now for some years been raining down tracts and giving a particularly elevated tone of thought to the extensive shallows of the North Sea. The Sea Lady was very precise on these points.
When one considers the conditions of its accumulation, one is not surprised to hear that the element of fiction is as dominant in this Deep Sea Library as it is upon the counters of Messrs. Mudie; but my cousin learnt that the various illustrated magazines, and particularly the fashion papers, are valued even more highly than novels, are looked for far more eagerly and perused with envious emotion. Indeed on that point my cousin got a sudden glimpse of one of the motives that had brought this daring young lady into the air. He made some sort of suggestion. “We should have taken to dressing long ago,” she said, and added, with a vague quality of laughter in her tone, “it isn’t that we’re unfeminine, Mr. Melville. Only—as I was explaining to Mrs. Bunting, one must consider one’s circumstances—how can one hope to keep anything nice under water? Imagine lace!”
“Soaked!” said my cousin Melville.
“Drenched!” said the Sea Lady.
“Ruined!” said my cousin Melville.
“And then you know,” said the Sea Lady very gravely, “one’s hair!”
“Of course,” said Melville. “Why!—you can never get it dry!”
“That’s precisely it,” said she.
My cousin Melville had a new light on an old topic. “And that’s why—in the old time——?”