[PISO takes a handful of peanuts and munches them during the following, now and then biting into a bad one and spitting it into the pool]

PISO

What is your idea?

POLORUS

It looks simple. I say diabetes.

PISO

Why?

POLORUS

Well, for one thing, he's always so thirsty. Then, his legs are beginning to trouble him. Thirdly—