Ha! You save your life! [Irritably] But this sort of thing has got to stop! I can't have drinking men about me. [A pause while he meditates] You must be punished. You must have your lesson. [Another pause] How would you like to lose those beautiful pink whiskers?

RUFINIUS

[Horror-stricken, he falls flat on the floor] Majesty!

HELIOGABALUS

That's it, exactly. Call in the guard and we'll chop them off at once—and maybe a slice of ear with them.

LUCIA

[Protesting] I hope your Majesty—

[She is cut off by the entrance of PAULA, who bounds in from the peristyle. PAULA, by now, is in the last stages of a crying drunk]

PAULA

Stop!