One of our pastors—Simon. [Apologetically] He is very—

HELIOGABALUS

A pastor? That is, a clergyman? [To SIMON] Are you in holy orders?

SIMON

I am a poor shepherd. I seek this strayed lamb. The wolves—

HELIOGABALUS

Good enough. I respect you for it. So you are a clergyman? Well, that simplifies matters enormously. Get out your tools. [Bells begin to ring out] The New Year!

SIMON

[In alarm] Tools?