Women always excel men in that sort of wisdom which comes from experience. To be a woman is in itself a terrible experience.
§ 23.
No man is ever too old to look at a woman, and no woman is ever too fat to hope that he will look.
§ 24.
Bachelors have consciences. Married men have wives.
§ 25.
Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they did’t they’d be married, too.
§ 26.
Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another hanging on to his coat-tails.